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Imitation Crab

Crabbing

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"They're so like us."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Blatant competition in nature.

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Squid and Octopus

"What a slobster."

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"