Crustacean Fan Gifts

Imitation Crab

Crabbing

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"They're so like us."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Blatant competition in nature.

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"What a slobster."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

Squid and Octopus

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.