Whimsical Invertebrate Fan Gifts

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Crabbing

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"Everything here is very fresh."

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

Financing Nemo

Imitation Crab

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

"Oh, no! Is there a doctor in the mouse?"

Kangaroo in a plane.

"That's such a clever title: I love a good pun..."

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'

"It's the moat Sire, everyone's just hanging out in it."