Whimsical Invertebrate Fan Gifts

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Crabbing

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"I forget the difference - is this a crocodile or a litigator?"

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

Tortoises Playing.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

Financing Nemo

Brancusi.

That Snake Talks Sense

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Dinosaurs Anonymous

"Everything here is very fresh."

Imitation Crab

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Oh, no! Is there a doctor in the mouse?"

"That's such a clever title: I love a good pun..."

"It's the moat Sire, everyone's just hanging out in it."

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'