Invertebrate Fan Gifts

'you knew I didn't have a backbone when you married me!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Neptune

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"They're so like us."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This will sting a bit."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Think about the honey."

Fresh fish