Invertebrate Fan Prints

'you knew I didn't have a backbone when you married me!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"They're so like us."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

I told you we were late!

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"This will sting a bit."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Think about the honey."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'