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Fearless Frog Part 4

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Turtle Trailer Court

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

Danth battle?

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Snake Eyes

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'