Reptile Lovers Prints

Cramp!

'You're right - I never liked that racket either!'

Reptilian trauma.

'There's another solicitor here. Do you wanna' handle this one?'

'Alice, you REALLY need to lay off eating the chocolate turtles!'

"Stop touching me Steve!"

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"and... the thtokingth were hung by the thimney with...

"Dang it! They've taken golfers off our menu."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

The Stripper

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Danth battle?

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Snake Eyes

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'