Reptile Appreciation Prints

'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Turtle Trailer Court

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'