Reptile Appreciation Prints

'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Crocodile

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Danth battle?

Snake Eyes

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"You've got a friend in me."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'