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"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

Danth battle?

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Snake Eyes

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'