Whimsical Wildlife Fan Gifts

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

"One shrimp pizza."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Penguin

Polar bears

'Mother?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Pelican and Origami

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

Frogs

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

'Sir, do not feed the animals!'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"