Fantasy Wildlife Fan Gifts

'We're flying over the river, whatever you do, don't look down at this tasty salmon.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Frog in the puddles.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"The unlucky lemming"

Koala

Giraffe Selfie

"Marco ..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I love this time of day."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."