Fantasy Wildlife Fan Gifts

'We're flying over the river, whatever you do, don't look down at this tasty salmon.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Frog in the puddles.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Koala

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"The unlucky lemming"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Giraffe Selfie

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I love this time of day."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."