Crustacean Enthusiast Gifts

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'

'If there are problems, we step aside.' 'What if there aren't?' 'We step aside.'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"I tried the trombone, but in the end I just couldn't fight it - I'm a fiddler crab."

"To tell the truth, I've never been in a prawnshop before!"

Crabs

Trump's policy towards Cuba

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

'Man, we're never gonna get any ladies with that guy around.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'You come in here giving it all that.'

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

Crab-Nav

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

I'm a soft shell-crab, but barb's a soft-hearted crab.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Desert Island Meals.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Crab with a clown face.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.