Cetacean Enthusiast Gifts

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Batman O' War

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Sea Change.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Stop Human Footing

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'