Cetacean Enthusiast Pillows

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Who says I'm beached?'