Crab Fans T-Shirts

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Desert Island Meals.

Young Picasso at the Beach

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Crab with a clown face.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Swimming Prankster

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Breakfast surreal.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Dissectum Paniculata

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Crabbing

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

The Worst Date Ever

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"Did you order takeout?"

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Imitation Crab