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A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Desert Island Meals.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Crab with a clown face.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Swimming Prankster

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Breakfast surreal.

Dissectum Paniculata

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Imitation Crab

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."