Crab Fanatic Prints

'Why are you always so crabby?'

Desert Island Meals.

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

Swimming Prankster

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Bling Crosby.

Lei-ing Hens

"Crayons again?"

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Cubist Chicken

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

Death of Fidel Castro

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

"I don't have any treats.But how's this for a trick ?"

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

'Seasick already? Why, we haven't untied from the dock yet.'

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."