Clam Lover Mugs

'Oh yeah? Well I'll see you in small clams court!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I said slime."

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Swimming Prankster

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Clam Spearing

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Lovers scuba diving

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Pet Store: Clown Fish.