Kelp Lover Mugs

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Fish snorkling above water.

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"They look like pickles."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Japanese Whaling

Pirate

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Go jump in the lake!

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.