Shrimp Lover Mugs

Shrimp cook

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I said slime."

Fish snorkling above water.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Pirate

Shark infested custard!

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Did you say psst?.'