Shrimp Lover Gifts

Shrimp cook

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I said slime."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Fish snorkling above water.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Pirate

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Shark infested custard!

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'