Shellfish Lover Gifts

Oyster Bar.

These are oysters --- They're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Your lobster was off!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

Shark infested custard!

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...