Shellfish Lover Gifts

Oyster Bar.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

Pirate

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Shark infested custard!

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."