Shellfish Aficionado Gifts

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"How's the salmon?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Lap fish..."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."