Leek Lover Mugs

Vegicurious

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Baker Romance

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Rap-scallions

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Eat Beef

The Dandy

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Hydroponic Gardening

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'Can't you squeeze me in?'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"