Crab Aficionado Gifts

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Desert Island Meals.

Omara Portuondo

Crab with a clown face.

'So who needs sonar?!'

The Origami Society...

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Swimming Prankster

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"This place could use a moat!"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Whale Romance

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Magician Playing Golf.

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'Not whale stew again.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'