Cobra Lover Gifts

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Paul Klee

Desert Island Meals.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Crab with a clown face.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Swimming Prankster

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Aromatherapy for Men

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magic Act

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

Bacterial Cultural Center

"I got a job!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Bobby eight year old

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

Complex Carbohydrates

Millais - Cubist Period