Cobra Lover Pillows

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Paul Klee

Desert Island Meals.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Crab with a clown face.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Swimming Prankster

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Aromatherapy for Men

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Magic Act

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Bacterial Cultural Center

"I got a job!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Bobby eight year old

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

Complex Carbohydrates

Millais - Cubist Period

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"