Cobra Fans Pillows

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Breakfast surreal.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Lion Costume

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

The Worst Date Ever

"Did you order takeout?"

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Death of Fidel Castro

"I got the part!"

Canadian television trivia.

The not so easy rider...

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

It burns when I tinkle.

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

Heat Wave Podium

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

'Why are you always so crabby?'

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

Picasso's Blue Period

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."