Cobra Fans Pillows

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Breakfast surreal.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Lion Costume

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Did you order takeout?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Death of Fidel Castro

"I got the part!"

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

'Why are you always so crabby?'

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

Heat Wave Podium

The not so easy rider...

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

Picasso's Blue Period

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."