Croc Aficionados Pillows

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Crocodile

'Send in the Clones.'

The circus diver.

Ta Da!...

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'