Croc Aficionados Gifts

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Crocodile

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

The circus diver.

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Ta Da!...

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"