Croc Enthusiast Gifts

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'Look at me!! I'm standing!! I'm standing!!!'

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

'First rent control is ended, and now they hit us with this again!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Crocodile

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Rubbish Carousel

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Prison Croquet Team

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

"We have raccoons."

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Filming the Crocodile.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

No Croquet

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'