Cobra Enthusiast Gifts

Cobra Kibitzers

'Oh yes, when I was a young mongoose, I would fight cobras, but my reflexes are not what they used to be now...'

Desert Island Meals.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Crab with a clown face.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Rubbish Carousel

Artificial hearts.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

What it takes to be a leader.

The Rural Bidet...

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Crocodile Shoes

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

"We have raccoons."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Filming the Crocodile.

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."