Cobra Collector Gifts

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Over-reaction Man.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Gator Painter.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"You can't even sit there and tell me with a straight face, can you?"

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

'But they get attached to me!'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

Chess players covered in cobwebs

Combs

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

Peacock.

'Opps!'

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

Looking at Cubist picture of chair,"I'd have thought he could have afforded better than MFI furniture."

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

Death reads about the covid pandemic

Cobra Kibitzers

Large box of baking soda in the morgue.