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"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Over-reaction Man.

Francis Picabia

Gator Painter.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"You can't even sit there and tell me with a straight face, can you?"

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

'But they get attached to me!'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

Chess players covered in cobwebs

Peacock.

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

Combs

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

'Opps!'

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

Looking at Cubist picture of chair,"I'd have thought he could have afforded better than MFI furniture."

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

Death reads about the covid pandemic

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