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"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

Desert Island Meals.

Plant Lady

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Crab with a clown face.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Swimming Prankster

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

What your house plant says about you...

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

When lice dream.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'