Catch Collector T-Shirts

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Grace For Flies

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Feeling for shells

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

'Do you come here often?'

Utility Chic.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Sorry'

When lice dream.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."