Catch Collector Gifts

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Grace For Flies

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Feeling for shells

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Utility Chic.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Do you come here often?'

When lice dream.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."