Cage Collector Gifts

Man imprisioned by suit like bird imprisoned by canary

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Does my head look big in this?'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Utility Chic.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I want one of those!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

The reluctant parrot

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Jazz Bagpipes

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'