Trap Collector Gifts

Butter Trap

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Grace For Flies

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Feeling for shells

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Sorry'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

When lice dream.

Product Testing Department

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"It's a setup."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Would you like flies with that order?"

For Sale By Owner

There it is – my dream beach house.

Snail Love.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'