Trap Collector Gifts

Butter Trap

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Grace For Flies

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Try me/try me/try me...

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Feeling for shells

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Product Testing Department

When lice dream.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"It's a setup."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

For Sale By Owner

Snail Love.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'