Rattle Collector Gifts

'It all depends - are you just trying to impress your girl, or have you some serious striking in mind?'

'Teenagers!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It must be the dead sea.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Beanirrito"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Feeling for shells

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"I know your mother."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'