Rattle Collector T-Shirts

'It all depends - are you just trying to impress your girl, or have you some serious striking in mind?'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Beanirrito"

Try me/try me/try me...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It must be the dead sea.'

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Feeling for shells

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I know your mother."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.