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Rattlesnake with babies.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Joe Biden

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Nikolay Rerih

Teddy Roosevelt

"Forget it - she's out of your league."