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Rattlesnake with babies.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Closed for Renovation

Teddy Roosevelt

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Nikolay Rerih

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'