Whistle Collectors Gifts

Testing dog whistles.

Cow's straw

Jazz is Invented

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Six jazz instruments.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'I'm organic.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'Ref!!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"Do you know how to play down the road?"