Whistle Aficionado Gifts

"Would you please stop that whistling."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Fascism? You're Soaking In It.

'Ref!!'

Football Blockers.

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Et Tu, Glenn Greenwald?

Referee

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

The Panama Hat Trick

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Edward Snowden wasn't here.

Julen Lopetegui Agote

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

'What a hunk!'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'He found a dog whistle.'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Julian Assange

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"Psst - Evening News."

Whistles