Whistle Aficionado Gifts

"Would you please stop that whistling."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Ref!!'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

Football Blockers.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Referee

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'What a hunk!'

'He found a dog whistle.'

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Edward Snowden wasn't here.

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"The gravy train at platform 2 will be calling at all stations to Westminster."

"Psst - Evening News."

'Amazing! An entire book collection of nothing but volume 1 of encyclopedias given away free at as introductory offers.'

Karsai funded by the CIA.

Whistles

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."