Bait Collector Gifts

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Hooks R Us.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

I brake for worms

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"Just the bait, please."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Butter Trap

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"