Bait Collector Gifts

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Hooks R Us.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

I brake for worms

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"Just the bait, please."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Man imprisioned by suit like bird imprisoned by canary

Butter Trap