Bait Inspector Gifts

'Boy, you were right to be cautious: These new lures are so lifelike...'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Fishing sign.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Slug Bait- snails love it

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

*=Hotdog

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'