Bait Inspector Gifts

'Boy, you were right to be cautious: These new lures are so lifelike...'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Slug Bait- snails love it

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My husband is fishing. . ."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fisherman get a good catch.