Bridge Inspector Gifts

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Under New Mismanagement

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

What code violations?

Department of Infrastructure

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'