Road Inspector Gifts

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS Audit Section

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Tax Collector

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'