Vehicle Inspector Gifts

Panda Car Inspection

Mechanic checking oil.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Crash Dummy reads giant book entitled: Crashing Cars for Dummies.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Time Out For Teddy

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Wear a helmet

The hall of bad ideas.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Is this what they call inherent safety?