Vehicle Inspection Gifts

'I'm checking for rust.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Office of quality assurance"

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Acme Flyswatters.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Turn down the bass."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Deer Crossing.

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Trading Places.

"I'm your problem."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

Internal Combustion.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Think Zero Defects

Safety Pin

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).