Vehicle Inspection Gifts

'I'm checking for rust.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Acme Flyswatters.

"Turn down the bass."

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Trading Places.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Deer Crossing.

"I'm your problem."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

Internal Combustion.

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Think Zero Defects

Safety Pin

'It doesn't work...'

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

"Hello?- Anyone here?"