Mot Inspection Gifts

'Is this for wiping greasy hands? No, it's your itemized bill.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Office of quality assurance"

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Think Zero Defects

Safety Pin

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"I'm sorry sir, we are now closed."

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

"Grab a couple glasses - the car passed smog!"

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'

'Congratulations. It failed its M. O. T.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

'I thought YOU reinforced the concrete!'

'I'm checking for rust.'

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

"Do your plumb lines meet the British standard?" "The Damsons or the Victoria?"

'It's official - seventy miles per gallon.'

"There's traces of zebra in your barcodes."